You can do anything in 11 lines of Perl. Clearly, if HealthCare.gov had been written in Perl and still took 500,000,000 lines to do so, it would indicate that they had hired on the team responsible for building [http://www.otrs.com/ OTRS] because...OMG.

Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v... First thing I thought of.

Don't make this a racial thing.