These are not the words of an impartial observer as you pretend to be.
I found this fella's review quite balanced and fair (to clarify, I am an iPhone user myself). He is actually telling us about his partiality for the Windows Phone, and I am left wondering how you managed to pull that one out of your arse. You should go all "Bill O'Reilly" on him and tell him to "Shut up!" and "Pinhead!". That'll teach him...
What does anyone pirate today?
Movies
Nothing complex about it.
Indeed, law is black and white, with no room for interpretation, and thus, no room for complexity either. But seriously now....
When did we start accepting rampant speculation as journalism?
Since forever?
Don't be a pedant.
What do you mean "don't be a pedant"?? At least 80% of us in slashdot come here to be a pedant! Our pedantic ways are our only consolation price for having endured a perpetual wedgie throughout school and puberty, and now that we can finally laugh back at them, you want to take it away from us? Who do you think you are?!?
The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts. -- Paul Erlich