Depends on which hand I stir it with.

And it also protects you data during the zombie apocalypse!

I patented the patent process and I'm going to sue the next person that submits a patent!

Don't blame the astronauts, NASA, or even the government funding them. Blame television for giving you a false sense of reality. Not every day-to-day activity is going to be grand endeavor that TV shows like Star Trek, Buck Rogers and the like try to make them out to be. Life is boring (even space exploration), get used to it.

I live in UTC, you insensitive clod!

This is already +5 Hilarious, but I wish I had mod points to give it anyway. LMAO

I never thought I'd see the day that we'd be discussing poetry on /.

What? First, I had to worry about zombies eating my flesh - Now, I have to worry about them hacking into my FTP server, too?!?

Now, if they'll just make a cell phone with a 47 inch screen I can get rid of my TV.

But, will it make you breakfast the next morning?

I received a specially crafted SMS message the other day that caused my phone to power off. The text of the message was "Please turn off your phone."

I chose Newton's Law because it keeps me from falling off the floor after my second bottle of wine.

Thank you Newton!