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Comment More irrelevant drivel! (Score 2, Interesting) 32

Hey BeauHD! Look at the comment section two stories out. You're being called out! Here's a summary of the suggestions made for you.

Step 1: Go back and get your GED.
Step 2: Attend a community college.
Step 3: Become a Wal-Mart greeter.
Step 4: ?????
Step 5: Profit!

I'm making none of this up. Seriously, go back two threads. There is a flamewar on whether you or Ms. Mash is the more retarded fake news editor that couldn't get a job at Buzzfeed.

Take care, kiddo!
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Uber Loses $2.9 Billion, Offloads Bike and Scooter Business (techxplore.com) 13

Uber lost $2.9 billion in the first quarter as its overseas investments were hammered by the coronavirus pandemic, but the company is looking to its growing food delivery business and aggressive cost-cutting to ease the pain. Tech Xplore reports: The ride-hailing giant said Thursday it is offloading Jump, its bike and scooter business, to Lime, a company in which it is investing $85 million. Jump had been losing about $60 million a quarter. "While our Rides business has been hit hard by the ongoing pandemic, we have taken quick action to preserve the strength of our balance sheet, focus additional resources on Uber Eats, and prepare us for any recovery scenario," said CEO Dara Khosrowshahi in a statement. "Along with the surge in food delivery, we are encouraged by the early signs we are seeing in markets that are beginning to open back up."

On Wednesday, San Francisco-based Uber said it was cutting 3,700 full-time workers, or about 14% of its workforce, as people avoiding contagion either stay indoors or try to limit contact with others. Its main U.S. rival Lyft announced last month it would lay off 982 people, or 17% of its workforce because of plummeting demand. Careem, Uber's subsidiary in the Middle East, cut its workforce by 31%. Uber brought in $3.54 billion in revenue in the first quarter, up 14% from the same time last year. Revenue in its Eats meal delivery business grew 53% as customers shuttered at home opted to order in. Gross bookings grew 8% to $15.8 billion, with 54% growth in the food delivery business and a 3% decline in rides, on a constant currency basis.
The report adds that rides were down 80% globally during the month of April. "But rides have been increasing for the past three weeks and bookings in large cities across Georgia and Texas, two states that started re-opening, are up 43% and 50% respectively from their lowest points," the report says.

Comment Re:I can also make empty promises (Score 1) 105

Agreed. Let's spew buzzwords like "lidar" aka laser rangefinder (1960s tech) and pepper them with other words like Al. Obviously, if you have a proximity sensor, your car certainly has enough information to drive itself.

This is what happens when you hire community college dropouts to "edit" a once-great website. Seriously, look at BeauHD's bio. And look at his photo in mobile view. He's like 18.

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