SCO is a pimp (Score 1)

SCO's a pimp -- he never'a could've outfought IBM. But I didn't know until this day that it was -- Micro$oft all along...

(actually i did)
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I want you to find out where that ol' pimp SCO is hiding -- I want his ass now -- right now! (and -- don't forget to bring the license)