Comment VEX Robotics Kit (Score 1) 166
Comment Plan to move away from X11? (Score 1, Redundant) 124
Comment Re:Recursive link? (Score 1, Troll) 150
Recursive link?
It's what Slashdot is using now to drum up ad revenue. It's like printing money!
Comment Re:tumours grown under the skin? (Score 1) 42
"For this next test, we put nanoparticles in the gel. In layman's terms, that's a billion little gizmos that are gonna travel into your bloodstream and pump experimental genes and RNA molecules and so forth into your tumors. Now, maybe you don't have any tumors. Well, don't worry. If you sat on a folding chair in the lobby and weren't wearing lead underpants, we took care of that too." --Cave Johnson
Comment No one ever said it did (Score 1) 424
Comment Re:non-problem solved! (Score 1) 183
Comment Re:iPhone secret screenshots? (Score 4, Insightful) 193
"For example, every time an iPhone user closes out of the built-in mapping application, the phone snaps a screenshot and stores it." - TFS What?
I'm guessing it does that because when it opens it wants to look just as spiffy as it looked when the user closed it, and it can't do that if it has to re-render the map from scratch.
Comment finally a book review (Score 5, Funny) 51
Comment Re:ps auxw|wc -l (Score 1) 382
NoWhere:~$ ps auxw|wc -l
Don't forget to subtract the header line that ps puts on the top, or use the --no-headers flag; it might be significant. When I ran ps, I had 201 processes. So close...
Comment HEV suit/underwear? (Score 1) 169
Beep beep. Major fracture detected. Morphine administered. Warning: user death iminent. Seek medical attention.
Heh, I will forever associate the HEV suit with the rope elevator on the Lost Coast level.
Comment Re:*GASP* (Score 1) 506
Next you'll be telling me that smoking a cigarette doesn't actually calm me down, it just reverses the effects of nicotine withdraw!
Well, I will tell you that you won't have to *GASP* quite as often if you don't smoke.
Comment Re:3000BC called... (Score 0) 195
I'm not a linguist, as I'm probably about to demonstrate, but the development of written language went (very) roughly like: pictograms -> consonants -> vowels -> punctuation
What?! Practically every language in existence, new or old, uses vowels. You can hardly make grunts without using vowels. Unless there are some highly advanced languages that I'm not aware of that write things like "aaaaaaoo ooaaaa iiieeey eeeuuueoo" and somehow understand what that means.
It seems the dumber things one says, the more likely one is to get +5 interesting on slashdot. If that's the case...
*ahem*
I for one am against the current trend of using more vowels and punctuation. I enjoy eating consonants for breakfast; they aid in my digestion. With less demand for consonants, the only breakfast cereals I can find on the shelves are O's shaped. I suspect this recent language paradigm shift was brought about by recent popular phrases such as "SPARTAAAAAAA" and "LOOOOOOOOL", but I don't know why the kids enjoy punctuation so much. I guess I'm out of the loop.
Comment Re:Good job. Need more. (Score 1) 259
Comment Re:Priorities! (Score 2, Informative) 132
Could we first work on robots that DON'T stab people, before we put a lot of effort into developing robots that DO stab people?
Once again, the