Yeah, cause the government getting involved always makes things better, without fail, every time! The Fed has the Midas touch! Yay for nationalism! Screw dirty profiteering and job providing. That stuff is just wrong. Don't allow stupid consumers to voluntarily choose to pay their money to companies like Verizon that bend them over and have their way with them, that's just not fair, and it's certainly not the consumers' fault! It's the fault of the EVIL CORPORATIONS!!!
We need to be forced by the gubmint to pay for stuff for us, cause they obviously and always know what's best for us! Stupid free market system! Down with what made this country great! Abolish all freedoms in the name of good intentions, I say! The rich can afford everything we need! And if they won't volunteer their money we'll just TAKE it! That's the American way!