... or someone knocking on my door...
I've seen enough Pizza related movies to see where you're going with this
This would have to be the most boring
If you'd have opened his link you'd have see why right on his page: "diagnosed with ALS in 2004 and continued working until 2008 when I could no longer control a mouse"
Truly an insensitive clod.
The amount of time between slipping on the peel and landing on the pavement is precisely 1 bananosecond.