I don't remember electing any of these assholes.

In the time period the document was written, regulated means equipped, NOT bogged down my bureaucrats as it does today.

Who the hell put a cat on a 1960 model car in the first place (it wasn't there form the factory).

NTLM hashes do NOT go over the wire. You use the hash to encrypt a "well known" key and sent THAT across the wire. The remote server then does the same thing and compares the results.

Fracking has been around for decades without problem. Why is it all of a sudden a problem? Oh yeah, it is now being used in places on the east coast instead of just out here in "over fly land".

Wow, that was insightful and well researched. I like your supporting facts too.

Interesting comment, I think it is known as "making shit up" since none of that was found.

Umm, yeah, that is kinda the point. They have to get around me first to do the bad things. They sure as hell aren't going to be doing it in plain sight (at least not more than once).

Perhaps the post should really say "hey I need some hits from Slashdot!". No proof, details, anything, just Citibank closed my account and called me a doodyhead!

No, but I did notice how it copies my screen to the clipboard.

I got hung up on after I told the lady I wasn't wearing any pants, and was rubbing peanut butter on my, umm, self... so that I can make a reeses peanut butter cup when I shove it in her hershey highway....

I thought that was rude... I was just getting started.

Well, fully automatic weapons can't be (easily) purchased here. So where are they getting all these full autos? And grenades (nope, can't buy them here).
Answer: soldiers stealing them from the Mexican army and through the Guatemalan border. Look at the real facts, Holder stated that 90% of the weapons used by the cartels are from the US. Then admitted that wasn't the case, yet we should ban different weapons here.
Think... don't buy the bullshit you are being shoveled.