Indeed, although I don't have much of a healthy body, my parts can still be of use, either as spare parts form somebody else, or simply for scientific research.

It is way more than a million for me, you insensitive clod!

Also they need to provide more possible sex partners to attract shy 14 year olds.

Maybe it includes no backdoors but backdoor generating code.

Because major players don't want to use royalty-free codecs? Maybe?

Fixed that for you.

is the daughter of Mr. Dick.

I applied for a patent of mu USB revolver. Each time your avatar gets hit, the gadget shots you with a .44 bullet. Now, this is what I call immersion.

I tried to watch it on youtube, first took a quick look but jumping on the seek bar. After seeing a few scenes, I was so repelled, even scared. It is really bad. In fact, it is bad in a degree which people never thought to be possible.

Here in Turkey, we love children. We enjoy asking questions like "what do you want to be when you grow up?" to children we even don't know. You are waiting in a line, the guy/lady in front of you has a smal child. It is perfectly normal to pat the child's head and ask a (possibly silly) question, even give babies evil eye as a gift. Children give the most unexpected and amusing answers to your simple questions.
If I try to do this somewhere in North America, I'll probably get arrested as a sexual offender.

It is not necessary to protect your software. Buy another copy instead.

Who isn't excited by simulated nipples? I love simulated nipples.

For 5+ boot options, they should be aware of extenden partitions, and the OSes that can boot from them. Apparently, these guys didn't bother.