Comment Re:Understood... (Score 1) 998
This is my hammer. There are many like it but this one is mine.
My hammer is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
My hammer, without me, is useless. Without my hammer, I am useless. I must use my hammer true. I must swing straighter than my nail who is trying to resist me. I must swing him before he falls out of the whole. I will...
I won't finish this creed. ... for the sake of being arrested for possession of a hammer(with intent to use). I guess I'll have to hire government professionals to repair my wood picnic table huh? Pretty soon the hardware store will be asking me for a background check and SSN before I can buy a hammer... lets not even go talking about nail guns.