Bonuses can be paid on short-term gains
Oblivious to long-term risks
Because banks can exploit short-term risk
Oblivious to long-term risk
Because when risks come home to roost
They know that they'll be rescued
Because the crisis (and ambulance-chasing media) will rile up the citizenry
Who will call for "someone to do something"
And the Federal Government will step in to save the day
With help from a place called the Federal Reserve
Which is some kind of group that has "something to do with money"
And through deliberate obfuscation and obscured data is almost impossible to understand
Run by some people who sure sound smart (or at least boring)
And so must know what needs to be done in such a crisis
And even when I hear something about "The Fed"
Giving (or maybe it was loaning, I wasn't paying attention) trillions to "stabilize" and "liquidize"
I'm sure they did it for the right reasons
Because that's what everyone with them keeps saying
And since there was no "Big Bank Bailout Tax" bill, it must be OK
Because it doesn't affect me (as far as I can tell)
(Though it will, but it'll be called "unexpectedly high inflation" and I'll have no idea)
If there was no Federal Reserve
Whose "elastic" money can be created at will
(Not even requiring paper or printing, just typing)
(And not at all like my money, which I have to work hard for)
Then when a broker made an big bad investment
They would cause their company to lose a lot of money
Or even go out of business
(Which happens to anyone else who screws up)
But to save the company
The government would have to find money
Because they'd have to use real money
Which they'd have to take from someone else
(Since governments can only take real money or make fake money)
And they'd have to convince a lot of people that saving the company
Is more important than paying for kids college or eating or taking a vacation
Which would be like a "Big Bank Bailout Tax"
And would affect me
So I would probably care a lot, and say "No"
Because if a broker is making big bad investments
He shouldn't be working as a broker
And his boss shouldn't be letting him risk the company
And the company's president and board should care too
Because they'll lose their jobs if the broker makes big bad investments
And they can't count on being saved from their own stupidity
So if a broker makes a big bad investment
It's probably a good thing that the company goes out of business
So everyone knows those guys are bozos
And won't let them do it again
Rather than being saved by the Federal Reserve
And using that money to pay themselves bonuses
Because their big bad investment paid off
Just as well as they had all expected