Don't forget the constant hair plug operations, that's gotta be like twice a week by this point.

I didn't even know satin gloves were a thing. I'm tempted to order a pack for... uh... personal needs.

Fwiw, I wouldn't even consider hiring a non-eunuchs developer - we make server-side systems.

An unbroken bottle is an even better weapon if there's some distance between you.

Last thing we need here are more immigrants, and you'd be an overly-PC immigrant who's afraid to type a dang ole cuss word when anonymous on the internet.

Yeah, you can stay over there (whatever third-world dirtville "there" is), we won't miss ya.

Well shit, maybe I should get into yoga.

Redundant deconstruction of a lame joke, unnecessary vocab use, double-dash utilized...
I don't understand why this isn't modded 5 Funny yet?

A slashdot clone run by slashdotters is almost certainly destined to be worse than slashdot itself. (inb4grouchomarx)

Wow, washpo really is a throwaway rag these days, effect/affect error in the very last sentence? Where have all the English-speaking editors gone?

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I haven't messed with many desktop environments since I usually just use dwm, but lately I've been impressed with XFCE for when I need a real GUI desktop.

Anyone wanna do my second-guessing for me? What are the common criticisms of XFCE? I'm always down to check out alternatives.

Boston's not a city by any meaningful metric. More of an irrelevant shanty-town filled with loud stupid dockworker-types.

For me, CrunchBang is something that happens when I'm about to get up in them guts but forgot that last night I ate a whole bag of tostitos half-asleep on my bed.

I'm not arguing that the act violates most moral codes, I'm just saying feeling "disgust" at a video of a natural act is juvenile and melodramatic. Watching this is no different than watching a nature documentary.

Okay, I'll play. I wasn't disgusted because brutal murders are a regular occurrence for our wonderful species. I'd fully expect that entities trying to gain recruits by publicizing their violence would take actions like this and publicize them. Why do you consider me "lost," as opposed to a realist? How do you rationalize making a negative value judgement on desensitization, when being desensitized and unemotional is a boon in any scenario I can think of?