Its just propoganda from the lol machine (crazy scientists with a sense of humor, propranolol)

Would have been a better story if it was about a guy who had amassed 27 college dresses. Maybe even good enough for film

Prepare for the Fed. This directly affects interstate commerce, over which the Federal Government does have jurisdiction. If you tax such things as trucking companies on mileage then you will see a rise in the price of everything (like higher groceries). So, raise the price on driving and raise the price on groceries? Awesome, now Oregonians are gonna be even more angry with their elected officials and vote em out next time. I don't see this getting put in. They might try it on for size and then get backlash for trying something so silly.

Well, (b) and (c) sound like they apply to repair shops who recover data from someones hard drive. Now, how many repair shops do you know who aren't involved in recovering "lost" data from hard drives? I'd say the vast majority of repair places are affected in those statements.