Since when does Superman need to ride around on a damn two-wheeled electric breadbox?

I have never seen a Slashdot poll with such an even distribution of votes across the choices.

Mosquitoes drinking our precious bodily fluids, sunlight scorching our delicate pale skins, pollen infiltrating our respiratory systems, taxes emptying our wallets, and CowboyNeal damaging our precious optics?

Gentlemen, we now have one clear goal: The Slashdot community must unite and rid the world of this terrorist group called "Spring."