Here's a good one:
Whitehead, British math professor and author of the Principia, was visiting Harvard as a guest lecturer. He was lecturing on logic, and every time he talked about P(a), the American students would burst out laughing. The stodgy professor was quite confused, as this had never happened in England. He asked for advice from a Harvard professor whom he knew, when he bumped into him in the hallway.
The professor explained that the American students were not as genteel or demure as those in England, and were reacting to a double entendre when Whitehead talked about "the p-ness of a". Whitehead blushed, thanked the professor for explaining, and returned to the lecture hall the next day, determined to avoid further outbursts. He picked up where he had left off, now discussing A(p).
(Not sure if he made up the joke, but I heard this from Professor David McCarty many years ago.)