TL;DR so translate:
MS had OS mono, but that was cool as long as they don't push it moar.
MS made OS+IE Mono to the booya in th sea. Sharks called em on it with teeth.
MSPimp did bad, has to split yo beetches turf. But that wen't da gutter as The Man pokes out of turn. go fuck it all. 15 moar punks line up but we flow'd the bink to 'dem and gone. Crips & Bloods stood with weasels -- so to dem receive a roadside stripper club to bite.\Shit git broked and Dubya, hard marched in on mad blow and said FU and FU and FU, ur coool, and FU. MS ben into this and Tax break for mie boya and go booha to the Cali posse right?
Vista is cookin... and look at that till W'7 and we'll stat again.