Re:Just think if SLASHDOT had written LOTR... (Score 1)

And what about... The Black Gates of Redmond - guarded by Orc Server 2000's and the great XP firewall of mountains on either side - stood before them, and in the distance behind, the Mountain of Programmers, belching out shite over all the lands (except fair LothLinux?). And Frodo looked at Sam, and a slight smile came to his faceand, turning to Gollum said "You can go where you will, you have kept your promise. And anyway, we'll be out of here in no time"