No one cares about your hobby stories. Tell us about the conversations you have on your favorite porn subreddits

Yeah, how stupid of them for thinking "why don't we simply just catch all the criminals? has no one thought of that?" is pure dumbfuckery. You really got their ass, champ

Good point. T-Mobiles auditors and cybersecurity insurance will absolutely love that their systems are no longer patched against critical vulnerabilities

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Most people wouldn't share ANY of the facts that (1) they actively make creepy posts on porn subreddits, or that they 2) got "really upset" when they found out that their creepy posts on porn subreddits were archived elsewhere, OR that they 3) consider copying their creepy posts on porn reddits as "stealing from me"

...but then there's you, sharing that with the entire world, without being asked to do so. Just holy shit, lol

So when you found this out, did you demand to talk to the manager of the archving websites?

Presumably, the same way you'd figure out if a junior dev you gave a bunch of shit to do was doing something fundamentally wrong: by checking its work?

Thanks for sharing the cool story about how the insurance offered by your employer sucks ass. It's not Obama's fault that the US is the only country in the world in which your job determines your insurance coverage, so you'll have to either 1) find a better employer, or 2) move to a country that doesn't have our backwards ass system.

"Oh look, a submission about a company that no one's heard of is shutting down. Should I, the senior editor, add some context of why anyone should give a fuck about this particular company shutting down? Nah." - BeauHD, Senior Editor and masturbation enthusiast

So you found one braincell, but try as you might, couldn't find a second one to rub against it and figure out that maybe it's referring to the physical medium that people have been buying video games for over 4 decades -- on cartridges or optical discs?

And you really can't figure out the advantages of tangible copies:
- can be lent to friends
- isn't permanently tied to a specific account
- isn't dependent on a vendor's storefront needing to remain operational
- price competition between retailers vs fixed digital storefront pricing
- can be sold when you're done
- can be purchased used at a reduced price

...how are you going to do any of that with "a copy on your hard drive"?

wtf are you talking about

Just to be clear, you wrote a rant about how you don't understand "why would anyone in the developed world invest in a TCP/IP data network", without sharing the alternative that you believe they should be investing in instead?

> Why would that be used in an enterprise app? You don't understand why an enterprise app would need to work with assistive technologies? This is something that baffles you?

Early reports on the effectiveness of the training has shown mixed results -- the agents are REALLY good at mouse movements, clicking buttons, and navigating dropdown menus, but no matter the prompt provided to it, the agent just opens firefox and starts browsing job postings on Indeed.

Generally speaking, if you're going to appeal to authority, people need to 1) know, and 2) give a shit about, the authority you're appealing to.

So in this instance, you failed, because no one knows who the shit Rebecca Watson is, nor do they give a shit about whoever the fuck Rebecca Watson is, thinks

Have you seen the size of a Gamestop? They're tiny and cramped, and don't exactly scream "large amount of extra storage space"

If you find ebay "overcomplicated" to use, that's a you-problem. If you want people to understand wtf you're talking about, you really need to step us through what exactly you find so confusing about a process in which you: find an item and then click a button to buy it now, or click a button to enter how much you're willing to pay for it and then wait to see if you won the auction. You seem to be presuming that just because you're helpless and inept, everybody else is as well

I dunno, man...I get where they're coming from:
If I'm at work and my coworker interrupts me to ask "Was Nietzsche antisemitic?," I, too, would play dumb and reply "Who is Knee Chi?", so that he'd leave me the fuck alone and go back to asking google questions and pretending he was having a conversation.