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Comment Re:Why would you buy a dead company... 2000's is g (Score 1) 51

If you find ebay "overcomplicated" to use, that's a you-problem. If you want people to understand wtf you're talking about, you really need to step us through what exactly you find so confusing about a process in which you: find an item and then click a button to buy it now, or click a button to enter how much you're willing to pay for it and then wait to see if you won the auction. You seem to be presuming that just because you're helpless and inept, everybody else is as well

Comment Re:I guess I stop using Ubuntu (Score 1) 134

I dunno, man...I get where they're coming from:
If I'm at work and my coworker interrupts me to ask "Was Nietzsche antisemitic?," I, too, would play dumb and reply "Who is Knee Chi?", so that he'd leave me the fuck alone and go back to asking google questions and pretending he was having a conversation.

Comment Musk said he was a "fool" (Score 2) 51

Musk said he was a "fool"

No shit?

During cross-examination, Savitt clashed with Musk over questioning. Savitt asked whether Musk had contributed $38 million to OpenAI, rather than the $100 million that he later claimed to have invested on X. Musk said he also contributed his reputation to the company and came up with the idea for the name, leading Savitt to ask Musk to respond yes or no to "simple" questions. "Your questions are not simple. They're designed to trick me, essentially," Musk said, adding that he had to elaborate or it would mislead the jury.

"Ladies and gentleman of the jury, asking me whether a statement I made is true or not is a devious question designed to trick me! Did I mention that I'm a fool? You've gotta understand that being associated with a fool like me has a valuation of 60 - 70 million!"

Comment Re:Nope (Score 2) 80

"Hey everyone, just a heads up: I went to Ghostty's web page where it explains “Ghostty is a fast, feature-rich, and cross-platform terminal emulator that uses platform-native UI and GPU acceleration,” and apparently I'm either too illiterate or too technically worthless to know wtf a terminal emulator is."

- Kurt Werle, for some reason.

Comment An iphone that you control with your ass (Score 1) 45

CNET's web sites (which include ZDNET, PCMag, Mashable and Lifehacker) are even hosting a contest "to see which of our readers can make the best Apple predictions for 2026. Answer five questions in any of our three rounds of the contest to be entered to win [$applePrize] in September. [...] This first round of contest questions will run from today, May 19."

That's amazing news, crack CNET team!!! I can't WAIT to win [$applePrize] with my prediction that Apple will finally release an iphone that you control with your ass. I already shoved three of them up my ass to start practicing!

Comment Re:The Windows 11ing of Linux (Score 1) 95

Now all these obsolete devices have to be landfilled instead of being used in retro computing environments. Everything is being trashed due to AI. I've also heard of many indie websites shutting down due to only getting views from scrapers.

You don't know wtf you're talking about. Why would these devices be upgrading to this kernel? And in the situation that they NEEDED to upgrade to this kernel, why wouldn't they just...compile a version of this kernel with the device drivers added back in?

Again, you don't know wtf you're talking about.

Comment We don't need articles everytime a software vendor (Score 1) 56

proclaims that they're latest version is better than the last one.

That's the entire point of a new version.

When was the last time a vendor released a new version and they're marketing team was all "Hey fam, guess what? New version is out, and it sucks sweet ass!"

Why does the crack /. editorial team need this explained to them?

Comment Re:It's a 2-way street (Score 2) 172

And after you find them you have to fix them No they don't. They're sitting on some bugs that are approaching 26+ years old. And yet they don't fix them.

There's a difference between "a bug that is a security vulnerability" and "a bug that isn't a security vulnerability", so unless the 26+ year old belongs to the former, you don't have a point.

Comment Genius! (Score 2) 62

A Faraday bags would shield the cell phone from the surveillance state/

The summary says that Fog Data is providing the police with historical location data that was collected from apps such as Google Maps, and your genius solution is "I'll simply put my phone in a faraday bag. Surely, my map app will still work like that!"

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