First up: Nadella sucks ass, has ruined Microsoft's products, and his little dashboard is probably filled with hallucinated nonsense. That said, wtf even are these criticisms?

An app having a frontend, a backend, and a source code repository is an example of why "MS is failing at AI"...how exactly?

What an odd way to tell people that you're too inept to make a dashboard that provides value to other teams. Truly, wtf are you talking about?

These are not "cutting-edge" labs; these are careless tech bros, and I can't wait to see the stupid look on their worthless fucking faces when they get their asses sued because their incompetence led to their software committing cyberattacks against the wrong target

That's an impressive statistic, but how many of the fixed bugs were created by AI-assisted workflows? More importantly: who tf is still using Chrome after google kneecapped the capabilities of adblockers such as UBlock Origin?

I *really* need you to explain why you think an AI can't train another AI. Seriously, wtf are you talking about?

How can you declare this a non-story if you clearly didn't read the fucking story? The issue wasn't due to users having posted the URL on socials, it was due to a simple google dork of site:claude.ai/share. How tf were users supposed to know that Anthropic let that url path be indexable by google?

Clearly, this is a PR stunt to generate hype about how advanced their AI is, but if you believe this story the way they say it happened, they're now telling their customers "If you use our software, you are at risk of our software performing cyberattacks against third-parties from your environment"

And right here is where you unwittingly revealed that you didn't read the fucking article, because if you had read the fucking article, you would've known that the toolset was sandboxxed from the internet, but the AI models "identified and exploited a zero-day vulnerability" to break out of the sandbox and "performed a series of privilege escalation and lateral movement actions in our research testing environment until the models reached a node with Internet access."

geez man, don't leave us hanging -- what was the idea?

No one cares about your hobby stories. Tell us about the conversations you have on your favorite porn subreddits

Yeah, how stupid of them for thinking "why don't we simply just catch all the criminals? has no one thought of that?" is pure dumbfuckery. You really got their ass, champ

Good point. T-Mobiles auditors and cybersecurity insurance will absolutely love that their systems are no longer patched against critical vulnerabilities

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Most people wouldn't share ANY of the facts that (1) they actively make creepy posts on porn subreddits, or that they 2) got "really upset" when they found out that their creepy posts on porn subreddits were archived elsewhere, OR that they 3) consider copying their creepy posts on porn reddits as "stealing from me"

...but then there's you, sharing that with the entire world, without being asked to do so. Just holy shit, lol

So when you found this out, did you demand to talk to the manager of the archving websites?

Presumably, the same way you'd figure out if a junior dev you gave a bunch of shit to do was doing something fundamentally wrong: by checking its work?

Thanks for sharing the cool story about how the insurance offered by your employer sucks ass. It's not Obama's fault that the US is the only country in the world in which your job determines your insurance coverage, so you'll have to either 1) find a better employer, or 2) move to a country that doesn't have our backwards ass system.