Comment Some good tax-related quotes... (Score 1) 1104
Some of these may not be attributed exactly correctly, but here they are nonetheless:
The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Even when you make a tax form on the level, you don't know when its through if you are a crook or a martyr. --Will Rogers
The art of taxation consists in so plucking the goose as to obtain the largest possible amount of feathers with the smallest possible amount of
hissing. --John Baptiste Colbert
I'm proud to be paying taxes to the US. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. --Arthur Godfrey
The difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin. --Mark Twain
I get even with them. I send in an estimated tax form, but I don't sign it. If I've got to guess what I'm making, let them guess who's making it. --Red Skelton
If early Americans disliked taxation without representation, they should have seen taxation WITH representation. --Unknown
Jeff
The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Even when you make a tax form on the level, you don't know when its through if you are a crook or a martyr. --Will Rogers
The art of taxation consists in so plucking the goose as to obtain the largest possible amount of feathers with the smallest possible amount of
hissing. --John Baptiste Colbert
I'm proud to be paying taxes to the US. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. --Arthur Godfrey
The difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin. --Mark Twain
I get even with them. I send in an estimated tax form, but I don't sign it. If I've got to guess what I'm making, let them guess who's making it. --Red Skelton
If early Americans disliked taxation without representation, they should have seen taxation WITH representation. --Unknown
Jeff