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Comment Nihilistic, turd gamers dont deserve girlfriends (Score 1) 1054

I had a perfect situation with my exso (Winky Pops). She's an intelligent, vivacious, caring, honest, randy, payroll manager for a rather large brewery. She brought me home a case of beer every week. She managed my finances and I always had money to do buy the best hardware and games. We travelled and took holidays together. Her job required her a good nights sleep, starting at 9pm on weeknights. She would kiss me good night and so long as I hadnt been ignoring her libiduos needs, she would leave me alone to drink beer and play World War II Online till all hours of the night. She loved and respected my inner geek. Upon deciding that this wasnt good enough for me, I moved out and invited an old flame exso and her jubilant 5 yo offspring to move in with me. Shes turned out to be a judgemental, selfish, emmotionless cow. Whos laughing now!

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