Newton wasn't wrong. He just discovered physics, to first order.

I played this game on my Nokia YEARS ago.

Of course, he doesn't mention the smart person that shows up on time, does their work dutifully, and saves the company money by doing over and above what their job entails.

You know what's worse than a smart person who is lazy and doesn't show up on time? A dumb person that is lazy and doesn't show up on time. All of those traits he listed aren't qualities that solely belong to "smart people."

Things that are ridiculous about this paper:

1) The man names the method after himself. I can see the smug look on his face when he figured out how to integrate, and decided to name his newfound discovery after himself. That's a big no no in science.
2) It's been cited 137 times since it was published. Most recently in June. That means that there has been ~137 people that cited it without seeing that it's just an integral.
3) It completely reaffirms the whole stereotype of the premedical student memorizing everything they need to get into medicine but understanding nothing.

Oh good, I can finally predict the next solar flare to send a note back in time from 2010 to 2001 and fix the future by stopping that world changing event from occurring!
/end stargate reference

99% of science isn't big jumps and revolutionary new ideas. It's incremental gains and slow but (usually) steady progress. Proof of concept of printing solar cells on paper is a pretty substantial deal, even if it isn't usable in the market yet.

Yes, that was quite an informative post. I'll do that right away. Either that, or the mods have a wonderfully dry sense of humor.

Any idiot newb knows this. Whenever you raid and are not the right level, you invariably get wiped out. Duh.

Submitter obviously forgot to DVR the last episode of BSG.

Here we go again!