anti-auctor's Journal: Audits

I want an audit trail on every transaction and I want the transactions to come online in realtime. I want a daily tally book every morning in every post office across the nation. I want the physical movements of Mr. Paulson recorded on constitutional grounds and made available every morning for his movements of the previous day (no need to know the exact coordinates, just where he was and who he was with and what it was about, however trivial: but that is exactly the point, when this bill is passed nothing that man will ever do can be trivial to American public again). I don't care whether the secret service does this or they tag him with a GPS device against my better angels, I just want it constitutionally mandated and carried out. I want all information about his private wealth and private financial arrangements on homes and cars and leases and the investment mechanisms he holds on public record and published monthly as they update themselves as long as he holds his current position. I want the FBI to watch his every move on Wall Street with Wall Street anything having the remotest smell of Wall Street when he has retired back to that lair.

I want similar legal arrangements for every member of congress who gives an aye vote. I want the president to be audited by the IRS for conflicts of interest as regards any of the many possible details of the bill when it is passed for the rest of his life. I want that written out as a constitutional right of the American citizen - taxpayer.

Chancellor Merkel of Germany declared today that she "expects America to pass a bill by the end of the week." I don't know much about this center-right Christian Democrat (except that of course, and the defections to her righter daughter parties a few days ago consistent with Austria). I do know about her public statement (meaning intended for public consumption and made in a public forum) that any new Mosques going up in Germany must not be higher than any of the Churches (Christian ones I must presume). I am not a naturally malicious person but I can just imagine her squeezing her butt in and tightening her anus as she shouts "Sieg Heil!" It's a phenomenon specific to that particular Reich salute (that's not a joke).

Les astute femmes who who have nothing with which to declare their gender but an organ sticking out between their legs came out in full smug force today in the EU. EU Commissioner Johannes Latenberger: "The turmoil that we are facing has originated in the United States. It has become a global problem." Mr. Johannes Bach Latenberger: "The U.S. has a special responsibility in this situation ... We expect that the decision (on the bailout) will go through soon," the male said at a press conference today. I can't help quoting a paraphrase of the eunuch femme Johannes: "Laitenberger said rescue measures agreed by European governments for three troubled banks showed that public authorities in Europe were able to "live up to the task of providing financial stability"." Haven't hear any riffs to the tune of 700 Bs from this Boy Wonder. Anyway, it is true, European governments take these decisions on the fly all the time, that's the way the undemocratic EU works (the EU folk of always use the word "authorities", we are in this respect of a more democratic hue in the US): decisions are more easily taken as they do have to confer with constituents as our Congressmen do on these matters (except for their fluffy referendums).

We certainly don't want the EU to evolve into a Soviet style RVHP. We certainly don't want to follow the social paths (sociopaths) of the EU and with our nationalization transactions and methods later entrenched we might get too tempted to get caught up in the act. That we don't want.

Where is CATO? Why do I have to do this? Where is the Audubon Society and the Conservationists? Audubon was a graphic polemicist, so where are they?

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