How do you keep your keys from scratching your smartphone?
If your phone is new and probably made with Gorilla glass, it won't scratch it. I tried scratching my old Samsung Galaxy S2 with a key, screwdriver and a knife and found out I was duped into buying those screen protectors.
This is madness?!? This... is... Southwest... Airlines...!!!! (Kicks guy off plane)
No more points, but very funny!
I'm not sure what's left at IBM ever since they started selling off divisions years ago. The PC/workstation/laptop division got sold off as Lenovo, their online services never materialized, and there's not much sign as what their products are. Is IBM just a corporate shell remaining?
they still have DB2, Websphere etc. which I think is as widely used as Oracle products.
Maybe you can't buy happiness, but these days you can certainly charge it.