If it were my business he were interviewing at, he would have got the job.

That's exactly the sort of dedication we like here. We don't care if you're dying, sick or injured. We want you behind your counter, and smiling about it.

I know, I was pretty gutted about that one too. For a moment there I dreamed of finding someone who would look at ENROD chip necklace I wear, or my chemical symbol for seratonin earrings and get the picture. They need to make this worldwide. Immediately.