Could somebody provide a PowerPoint explaining why we need to ban Powerpoint?

What if I am deaf (or using headphones) and I don't turn off the speaker connected to output my thoughts? Or what happens if somebody is not aware that the device is connected to output their thoughts? Would be used for interrogations? I see a lot of funny/embarrassing/interesting things happening with this device if it really works in the real world.

Please, Square, just give us a FF VII for the current generation...you could add some nice "First Person" features. Why not, we may get a FF FPS Edition!