How far away from Carlisle, Plymouth or Inverness are they, you stupid cunt?
412 miles, 374 miles, and 574 miles, respectively, you stupid cunt. For Brussels, anyway. Inverness is 788 miles from Strasbourg. All of these numbers are less than 1000. Happy to help, let me know if you want me to Google anything else for you, although it's actually not that difficult to do on your own.
Meanwhile, I live in a city that is about 2,000 miles from my national capital.