I'm convinced that this whole hostess economic death and magical comeback was just a masterful marketing exercise with the following goals: 1) renew interest in their product which everybody was taking for granted. 2) hide the fact that they (guessing here) added nasty stuff to their ingredients to increase shelf life. Maybe 2) required an assembly line modification and they creatively found a way to use the downtime.

So those guys that are using it for facts... Be sure that at some point your wife will have relations will the guys who are not using it for facts.

And I'm unfortunately not trying to be funny.