The graph appears to be missing the "abyss of enshittification"

It seems like this will be subject to even more bit rot than standard tapes, since there will be actual bacteria trying to rot it. I have a 55-year old DNA tape that seems to have suffered some severe damage (due to an unrelated drinking problem). Can this straighten it out and get the processor running at full speed again?

Just like organic vegetables, there are not enough resources to feed everyone on the planet with organic chicken. Developing a cultured meat industry could provide access to high quality meat for many more people. I'm not saying that is what will happen in our ensh!ttification society, but it at least makes it possible.

Some of us are really close to humanoid robots, IYKWIMAITYD.

You just aren't hoping and praying hard enough.

Hmm. My memory is not so great. Probably dropped too much acid.

Cookies leaking through your internal plumbing sounds like a significant problem. Maybe that is their concern.

Wasn't post-partum depression the original use case for LSD (at Santos Labs)?

At least they are honest about it being free for a limited time. The standard process for enshittification is to make it seem like it will be free forever, and then one day the terms of service change.

Would YOU be willing to give up 30% of your land and property to be set aside for nature? Everybody thinks bald eagles and wolves are amazing, until they are eating your pets and livestock.

Nuclear fuel is recyclable. There are megatons of low-level waste generated in the process that become long-term hot trash.

The de minimis amount was changed over time. It originally was $5 in 1938. It was raised to $800 (from $200) in 2016. It was always intended to be consumer-level amounts, not something you could realistically run an import business with.

Does water make other water wet? You are quite simply wrong.

Yeah, sure. They'll need all sorts of infrastructure and capital investments once they can F*CKING GENERATE ELECTRICITY.

The FCC manages radio signals because they are a limited resource. Internet bandwidth is not a finite resource- the companies (many of them the ones pushing this regulation) can just lay more fiber.