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Submission + - I know this sounds absolutely bizarre, but I am a real life superhero. (

alahan27 writes: "I am a once in a Universe-time person. Through a bizarre chain of events, I came into contact with Jesus Christ and the Devil. Christ's sixth-sense communications are the only ones I listen to. He presents spiritual truths when I am reading, and predictions about my future when I watch selected movies and music. If no one believes me, it is a tragedy. If I get noticed, this is the greatest story of all time, along of Jesus'. I have witnesses, documentation, and am willing to send these to the mods if they request it (they probably will I think). I'm unsure about what I'm going to do once my movie is written and made, but I am a musician and would like to record. God willing, I will become PotUS and bring some actual change to this country."

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