Comment Re:Fat Chance (Score 1) 482
Steve Jobs: "You're kidding me. Are they nuts? Look, there can't be more than five applications on there using GPL code on there, can there?"
Bertrand Serlet: "You wouldn't need my hands and yours to count them all, that looks like a good estimate..."
Steve Jobs: "Are any of them any good?"
Bertrand Serlet: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! No."
Steve Jobs: "Well, what's the problem? They say their copyright is infringed, did they file a proper cease-and-desist?"
Bruce Sewell: "No, they put up a web site claiming they were conducting an 'enforcement action' against us."
Steve Jobs: "'Enforcement'? What the hell do they think they can 'enforce' against us?"
Bruce Sewell: "Well, whatever they think, the only thing they can enforce is their copyright."
Steve Jobs: "On some crappy free Go program? There are good Go programs for the iPhone. Okay, screw those bozos. Take the app down, and tell the developer that they misled us on its salability. If they don't like that, they can sue the FSF."
Bruce Sewell: "Yeah, makes sense."
Steve Jobs: "And look into changing the FOSS language in the Developer Agreement to specifically exclude the GPL as an acceptable 'FOSS license'. If you can get some kind of language in there making it clear that this is the FSF's choice, and not ours, that'd be great."
Bruce Sewell: "Right."
Steve Jobs: "And send Stallman an iPad, the big 3G one. Have 'Hey, Stallman! Where's your contract, hippie? Love, Steve Jobs' engraved on the back in letters, like, two inches high. And use the corporate font."