I think this qualifies as a pointed argument.

"Unless I sold it to you" or unless I clicked through a EULA that effectively waived all my privacy rights just so I could play SomeVille and see cat photos posted by my friends for 'free'.

Honest question (IANAL): if APIs can't be copyrighted, then does that mean glibc or the Linux kernel can't be protected under the GPL?

For Alice and Bob to send the results of their measurements to Victor before Victor made his decision to entangle or not, they'd have to find a way to send that information faster than the photons can travel, regardless of the length of the cable.

On the other hand—they could instead slow down the photons considerably (down to 9.7km/s last I heard). Not sure, though, if slowing down the photons affects the entanglement.

Add some piezo-electric thingie and harvest energy every time the user presses a key.

I thought the question was:

Yes, but does it run Linux?

If a singularity exploded without an observer, would it make a universe?