Migor does laugh at your puny and pathetic Patent office.

All inventions upon your puny planet are the creation or Migor and Migor alone.

Migor does from time to time implant a seed of inspiration into the heads of your puny planet's so-called inventors, but what is created is the work of Migor and Migor alone.

Migor does laugh at you.

The page for Home Full states that WindowsXP won't be ready until "Thursday, November 01, 2401".

Oh well, at least M$ isn't pushing the envelope...