I was most amused by some of the directions (Score 5, Funny)

System operation (Please read the AIX 5.2 documentation before attempting to use this system)

To power up the system, press the power button on the front panel.
To reboot the system, run the 'reboot' command as root.
To shutdown the system run the 'shutdown -F' command as root.
To power up after shutdown, press the power button on the front panel.

and fwiw the search script is korn shell