"It's The End Of Slashdot As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)"
That's great, it starts with an earthquake
Birds and snakes, an aeroplane, and Rob Malda is not afraid
Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn
Dice serves its own needs, don't misserve your own needs
Feed it up a knock, speed, grunt, no, strength
The ladder starts to clatter with a fear of height, down, height
Wire in a fire, represent the seven games
And a government for hire and a comment site
Left her, wasn't coming in a hurry with the Furries breathing down your neck
Team by team, reporters baffled, trumped, tethered, cropped
Look at that low plane, fine, then
Uh-oh, overflow, population, beta group
But it'll do, save yourself, serve yourself
Dice serves its own needs, listen to your heart bleed
Tell me with the Rapture and the reverent in the right, right
You vitriolic, patriotic, slam fight, bright light
Feeling pretty psyched
It's the end of the Slashdot as we know it
It's the end of the Slashdot as we know it
It's the end of the Slashdot as we know it, and I feel fine
Six o'clock, TV hour, don't get caught in Slashbeta
Slashdot and burn, return, listen to yourself churn
Lock him in uniform, book burning, bloodletting
Every motive escalate, automotive incinerate
Light a candle, light a motive, step down, step down
Watch your heel crush, crush, uh-oh
This means no fear, cavalier, renegade and steering clear
A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of lies
Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives, and I'm gone
It's the end of the Slashdot as we know it (I had some time alone)
It's the end of the Slashdot as we know it (I had some time alone)
It's the end of the Slashdot as we know it, and I feel fine (It's time I had some time alone)
I feel fine (I feel fine)
It's the end of the Slashdot as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the Slashdot as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the Slashdot as we know it, and I feel fine (It's time I had some time alone)
The other night I dreamt a nice continental drift divide
Mountains sit in a line, CmdrTaco
Soulskill, Samzenpus, and Cowboyneal
Wedding proposal, omg ponies, goatse.cx, boom
You symbiotic, patriotic, slam but neck, right? Right
It's the end of the Slashdot as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the Slashdot as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the Slashdot as we know it, and I feel fine (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the Slashdot as we know it
It's the end of the Slashdot as we know it
It's the end of the Slashdot as we know it, and I feel fine (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the Slashdot as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the Slashdot as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the Slashdot as we know it, and I feel fine (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the Slashdot as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the Slashdot as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the Slashdot as we know it, and I feel fine (It's time I had some time alone)
(It's time I had some time alone)