First of all... its not Apple vs Android. Second, its not iPhone vs Android. It's iOS vs Android. iOS is beating Android. Android Phone is beating iOS phone. but that comparison is irrelevant.

big ass table... i mean big ass zune.

Make sure to ban these companies too. (Why is Apple the only one mentioned?) Acer Inc. Amazon.com Apple Inc. ASRock Asus Barnes & Noble Cisco Dell EVGA Corporation Hewlett-Packard Intel IBM Lenovo Logitech Microsoft MSI Motorola Netgear Nintendo Nokia Panasonic Philips Samsung Sharp Sony Ericsson Toshiba Vizio