I work as a script doctor in Los Angeles, I studied Astronautical Engineering at the University of Wisconsin, and my senior thesis was on the viability of a Martian colony.

If the poster were part of my network, I'd have calmly sent one of my techs to his office, found the machine, turned it off, unplugged it, unhooked it, taken it to my office where it would stay. ...plug an unauthorized, unaudited, uncontrolled server in my network... the nerve, the arrogance...