It may be more routine than you think.

I don't think there are very many fools in government, aside from about 535 in charge of the operation.

This is clearly a nominee for the metaphor of the award.

Congrats. For better or for worse, you just reinvented the Mac Mini.

Go to Hell, Michigan!

And no, despite the similarity, it's not Detroit.

They're called McNuggets...

Great.

Now we have Japanese grammar nazis in addition to the more common English varieties.

Clearly, you can't be taken seriously as an internet-savvy tech company in the 21st century without brick and mortar stores.

Perhaps 2010 will be the Year of the Linux Storefront.

It's all great until they start fluoridating the water...

Remember that in Europe, you only pay or outgoing calls. Assuming that your inbound and outbound calls are about the same, this works out to nearly 2000 minutes.

they only put the last 4 digits on my paycheck!

The Principality of Sealand!

No sharks with laserbeams?

But wait!

I've applied for a patent for the method of patenting the process of abusing the patent system!

Too bad it's patently obvious.

Crap. Just when your out of mod points, you find this.