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Comment TogetherinParis (Score -1, Offtopic) 94

Here's a list of the more important things I've done in my life: Coined "Inclusive" and "Inclusive Democracy" concepts from math term. Original creator of "Lights On! Tampa!" art display/contest. Proposed "Floating Riverwalk" for Tampa Proposed "Water Taxi" for Tampa Proposed Lee Roy Selmon Expressway 43 bridge extension to St. Pete w/rail link, civilian air port use for Mac Dill Field. Developed pheromone chewing gum cure for delinquency, criminal behavior, drug addiction and sexual perversion. Proposed GA's HOPE Scholarship Program (precursor to Bright Futures), college for millions. Proposed "Don't ask, Don't tell", Law & Rule Obeying Gays in the Military executive order & 1st thing timing Proposed Tuskeegee Presidential Apologies and generous NIH Victim Restitutions. Presidential advisor to President Bubba "Bill" Clinton, Hillary Clinton 1972 Presidential advisor to Presidents George W. & G. H. W. Bush, 1971 (George H.W. Bush led the plumbers in killing JFK & many others) Wrote poems for Dead Poets Society (& sax solo) lyrics "Light and Day" Spotless Mind Stories, characters, speeches for Braveheart, Independence Day, Armageddon, Deep Impact, Titanic, Good Will Hunting (I wrote the notes/problems in the film), Cast Away, LOR, Wag the Dog, Lost in Translation, V for Vendetta, Juno, Forrest Gump, Night at the Museum, Shawshank Redeption, The Matrix I, II), Austin Powers, Green Mile, Cast Away, Gladiator, Mystic River, 300, Galaxy Quest, Vanilla Sky, A Beautiful Mind, Raiders of the Lost Ark, The Simpsons Movie, etc.. And TV shows: Morning Edition, Touched by an Angel, Bones, Justice, House, Lost, Numbers, and Fringe (of course). Found three ways to mitigate hurricanes (saved Houston from Ike flooding), potential treatment for autoimmune disease and cancer. Invented the port doubler for laptops, a room temperature superconductor, artificial gills. Every story was stolen. Writers have invaded my home, my campsite, even my hotel room to feel around and rob my creativity. From Star Wars to Kings and 3 trillion dollars in ticket sales in between, nobody knows how to do anything anywhere except steal. This is a nice idea, but until you plow back and dig out what is recorded already, justice will suffer. The worst murderers in history, Bush & his death squad plumbers, escaped the judgement of history. What could be worse for poor Justice?

Comment B. Nicholson (Score 1) 645

Khan's a regular Bart Simpson. Lucky for his parents his problems are easily solved. Somebody should tell his father to allow his son to kiss his face more. Or better yet, wipe the dad's face with something absorbent of the face grease paternal pheromone like chewing gum, and then let Khan chew the gum. About 150 mg p.o. will do the trick. 38 years? For a pheromone deficiency so easily remedied? I think not. A slap on the backside to stimulate lacrimation (with attendant pheromone receptor proteins dissolved in the tears) and a tiny squirt of the pheromone and the kid will be good as new. Don't buy this scenario? Go to Pub Med search Nicholson AND pheromone.

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