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Comment Re:Easy question (Score 0) 189

Somewhere in SILICON valley, an ass is missing a HAT! I EAT 1,500 calories a day. I am posting stories about my life and loves. My blog is earning my UNCLE more than one million dollars (think 70+ YEARS OLD).

YOU ARE posting as an AC. IF you post on my BLOG, I will look at the IP ADRESS send you a LETTER IN THE MAIL.

Comment Re:Easy question (Score 0) 189

If I let the data out what do I get? You would just make fun of me, like JERRY when I was growing up in the SILICON VALLEY and they thought I was stupid but just had an EAR INFECTION. The school used me as a REVENUE SOURCE. i was actually a genius but they kept me in the SLOW KIDS class because I kept failing all of the tests except reading comprehension.

The lesson is that time never changes, and if I ever figure out exactly how, to tell them.

Comment Re:Silicon Graphics... Meh... (Score 1) 103

Keep talking, ASSHAT. At this point I am living in a STUDIO apartment. There are two of me, yes two of me, and one of these are female. First I must find that time NEVER CHANGES. Now I am 47, but I have been doing this for fifteen years (I weighed five pounds less then). SO, when I find her, I will take her to the FINEST DINER and get a nice plate of their finest steak TARTARE.

But, I live in the Silicone Valley and do not care for traditional families!

The POLICE broadcast SOUNDS. Sometimes they READ thoughts!

Comment Not surprised (Score 0) 455

I am NOT SURPRISED by the actions of this 3-letter agency whose NAME I can not disclose. Maybe it was the CIA, but it was INFECTED by the FSB! How do we really know anything? Going to school to get an A+ certification I was given a demonstration. First they say "time never changes." And if anyone knows how, to tell them. I am a 47 year old powerlifter. I can pull 150 POUNDS! Next I plan to lift 300 POUNDS! The POLICE broadcast SOUNDS. Sometimes they READ thoughts.

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