I just want to see the mice with breasts

That's another thing, probably the worst injury I had from a head on smash (previously commented on). Leg was pressed hard on the brake at impact. I don't know if it was squashed on impact or if it instantly bent but it did hit the steering column hard enough for my knee cap to crack the steering column. I went to hospital and they said it was "badly bruised", wtf, it was swollen the size of a basketball :o That and staved thumbs from gripping the wheel....

I was also in a crash driving with hands at 10 and 2, with a good grip on the wheel. Crash was head on with another car, I couldn't use my thumbs for a few days because I gripped the wheel really hard just before impact and both hands were thrown forward into the dash (Had dashboard control bruises on knuckles for a while :) ). Airbag didnt seem to have any effect except it saved my good looks* (Numb nose but that's to be expected I guess). I now drive with hands slightly lower than 8 and 4 but always keep my thumbs on the outside of the wheel, kinda gripping the wheel with palms only.

* Joking obviously, I'm a 27 stone bearded lesbian

My shower needs 45 amp cable and fuse. Yes it is scary replacing the shower with such a large power cable next to a water pipe.

My tool hasn't been in use since I got married.

avoid garlic and onion-based dishes

Aaaah now I understand

I just sent wave after wave of men until the killbots simply reached their kill limit of 999,999 then swept them off the floor.

I can see a large call for midgets in the army coming soon.

can find and lock onto a human sized target.

So you'll be safe if you cross the DMZ dressed as big bird or am I missing something?

I think he hit one of those bottlenecks in the kernel

BURN THE WITCHES

Version 0.0.0.0.1 of something more complicated than "Hello world" released along with huge warnings that it is not ready for production and people are shooting the entire project down. It has had 4 people working on it, now they've stuck to their word and opened it at the time they said they would. Why is this news surprising or bad? Why is it even news?? People have found gaping holes, said people will close gaping holes - that was the whole point of it being open wasn't it?

(screams into pillow)

Hell is starting to get a bit chilly.

...with 3 steely fingers do the usability tests

Love how it goes all limp wristed at 2:00 :)

73% of statistics are made up nonsense