What I'm hearing is your uncle is driving an unpatched tractor. Do you think your relatives found found these? One of them says "Dick Reimer" - . Damn damn damn those kids. Time to issue more notices. Do you think there are more? Perhaps of various other varieties? How do you think the people on the memes feel? The really bad memes. memememememememememe.

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http://www.fotolink.su/v.php?i...
http://imgur.com/a/EJg63
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http://savepic.ru/14345098.htm

those were buddies of mine. one from France, one from Israel, and one of them was from across the table from me. I don't know who cdreimer was. We had fun for a week or two creating accounts and laughing at you, but posting bullshit on slashdot all day is not what we do, so unlike you we had our fun and stopped creating new accounts. That's like asking where the basketball players are after the game is over on the playground. They're at home with their wives in their big house moron.

Are you kidding me? All you've done is spent a lot of your time to make your picture multiply. Fat Barbara.

https://ibb.co/jAWZCa
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https://s29.postimg.org/dkjsmg...
http://imgur.com/a/iqcu7
https://tof.cx/image/FvRgN
https://unsee.cc/mezirado/

and this is just after my quick search.

You have not idea what the Oracle functionality actually is, but you did read an MS marketing slide with 44 font and a picture. Tell me when your kid database can do active/active or stale to hundreds of TB.

Oracle compares to UDB, not to SQL Server. They're not even in the same league. Given that, many people use Oracle where something like SQL Server or even MySQL would be just fine.

People shitting all over you are "trolls?" Is that what you told yourself when you were growing up? When everyone kept laughing at you and the cool kids would stuff you into lockers? When you'd go home and cry in your pillow from the loneliness? Yeah, they're just trolls. The whole world is just trolls.

You seem to have a nack for not reading anything useful to you. The results: an ugly 47 year old fatass with a shitty job, a shitty life having seen nothing and done nothing interestinng, and no future. A meat version of a cardboard box if you will. Enjoy - I know we enjoy the entertainment.

I remember several posts that told you exactly what to eat, in great detail, and what to do for your workout. You replied with your usual "asshats" bs and eventually posted a bowl of fatty cottage cheese you eat as a diet food. They're not assholes - you're stupid yet you think you know better things outside of your field, so you get to stay fat. Strangely, the other people who get a personal trainer get skinny in a couple of years.

Let me do this for you:
all protein and dietary fiber, minimum carbs, zero fat. an EMS with 8 pairs of diodes that you tape to your body and carry around with you under your shirt all day, doing a 15-20 minute set every hour from when you wake up till you sleep - even while you're working out. No walking - only an elliptical or bike. Keep doing the weights, but no rowing - you'll just get wider, and no situps - you'll get a bigger stomach. Weights of whatever you can do 12-30 (because you're 47) of for bench, arms, lower back - no legs. Foods:
shirataki pasta - get the one with some soy flour mixed in. About 15-30 calories for 200g
lots and lots of carrots
tomatillos are now your "fruit" - fruit and juice are bad
snow peas not snap peas
corn is out, baby corn is in
lots of diet soda to fill the stomach volume and make you not hungry. The best is diet cherry dr pepper.
lean turkey breast and lean chicken breast
lots of tuna and no salmon.
no beef
lean ham
meat/fish/poultry that has about a gram of fat per 100g of food.
fairlife microfiltered fat free milk. Almost all calories from protein.
fat-free greek yogurt, plain
instead of potatoes fry up califlower
sugar-free jello is a great desert (not the pudding). If you make it with green tea instead of water it's even better.
double the dose of multivitamins daily so you don't get cravings because your body wants some vitamin.
probiotics daily, With food, at least 25 billion cultures, in a mix of at least 10 strains.

general rules:
meat: under 1g fat /100g
veggies: under 35 calories /100g
fruit: you don't get any
starch (rice/potatoes/pasta/oatmeal): you don't get any

pretty much anything that is all dietary fiber or protein will do, and feel free to stuff your face all day long.

You will be fit in under a year and not look like a lollypop. or a balloon on a stick. But first and foremost, you have to admit quietly and to yourself that you have a problem and that there are people who know better than you - a lot of people, especially here.

I had to look up what Creamer's acronym meant since I don't speak Fuggo. Alas, the correction is one of those delusions his brain creates so he doesn't get depressed.

We (you're not a part of that we) normal people Hate big women. They are Disgusting and gross. We Hate big fat children - that's a child with a health problem from the start of his life, and no parent wants one.

Now go ahead, show us that puffy balloon animal picture and another bowl of fat you just ate after walking slowly, and tell us you're a football player. By the way, a 350lb football player benches about 500lb. You?

"guess a full" - on par with "on a par"

I'm not a troll. I am though shitting all over a sad stupid loser fuck - you. It's very easy to do and gives me pleasure.

Most people on slashdot (excluding you and Creamer) understand that Android and Windows are different operating systems with different hardware requirements. TRON is running on a tiny calculator chip on my microwave. Let's run VMS on that.

You are a retard. Maybe you should work on getting the fuck off a site for nerds and join a subreddit.

Better than being a grown man that sounds like an rebellious angry teen who can't control his emotions. Are you about to cry? Much better than being a fuggo too.

Well let's see. I want to be built and attractive - check. I want to have traveled the world, lived in many countries and speak many languages, be on top of the tallest new skyscraper and at the bottom of the oldest of the pyramids - check.

Yeah, pretty easy to achieve self-actualization in your case. You've given up on attractive women, you've given up on seeing even 1% of this planet before you die, you've given up on having free time and retiring by 45-50, you've given up on being interesting, and anyone who doesn't agree - like this whole forum, are just asshats. I do actually believer you are happy with your life. It is however because your brain is so limited that you cannot even imagine the possibilities out there and how big and diverse this planet is. You see a guy in a nice car and go "asshat wasting money" - we see that guy and go "this is how we get that, now impement"

Pick up your shit and go live in Tokyo for a while. Tomorrow. Take a vacation in France and decide - to stay for a few years - time to learn French. That 22 year old cute paralegal one floor up? Date her - yes, she is half your age and quite hot. A life like that is so unreal to you it's a cartoon. Yours is a cartoon to most people on this site. Setting the bar so low you don't have to bend is not happiness. You've just redefined happiness as something you can do while being lazy.

You're content because you've made yourself content, and that is what keeps you from what we on slashdot consider making something of yourself. You look like a swollen balloon animal. You make a salary that limits your life to only doing boring things. You hang out on a forum where no one likes you and are proud of spamming it.

What you want to be is what you are now? Great - a boring poor fat fuck. Fine - go hang out at a place where people like you hang out. Not here.

Things in life are relative. My current money issue is I don't have enough to show up at the airport when I feel like going somewhere and get on the next flight. I need to plan things about a week in advance. It's much better to go get on a flight to Italy when you feel like going to Italy. People who buy sky scrapers bitch that they don't have enough to buy some specific one when it's put up for sale, and that it's already sold when they do have enough to purchase it.

Those are not the same as you. They don't have money problems by your definition. They have money problems, as do I, by our definition. The issue here is you not understanding basic social language. I don't need to take the monthly flights all over the world, but it's entertaining to me.

If you have money issues, you think food and shelter, out of work for two years, etc. I think my entertainment is a little less convenient, and I can't buy up apartments at the best price I possibly could. But notice we don't whine to you - we whine to each other, as we have the same problems. When you are involved, we shit on you for being a loser at life, not whine to you.

if you're a greasy hairy euro-nig.er italian monkey - sure it does. In Spanish it means commitment. Let's see - I wonder if they meant "commitment" or "bitch that takes." well, actually it's just "takes" - don't know where you made up the "bitch" part. I gotta say though - from your awesome deductive reasoning of this being italian and mistranslating, you gotta cover up with some prenda (that other barcelona-esque part of spain spanish). your iq is showing.

And without a real job. You are thinking someone like you. If that someone is a normal person, living in society, and he is successful, then no. You cannot. And your half buggy sometimes work workarounds - real professional adults without your social reject loser problem don't have time for those.

I need to update my storage networking project that goes into the project manager's datacenter migration master, in msproject. I'm going to send a visio to my team and put it up on sharepoint to review. My boss is going to ping me on skype for business to discuss it, but first look at the little box by my name in skype to make sure I'm not in a meeting, the status of which skype pulls from the exchange server. Then I need to edit a vendor pdf, so I'm going to fill in an outlook form to make a request for the full adobe acrobat.

All those things make my life easier and is how every company out there works. I'm sure you can figure out some convoluted way to get all that done on your linux box. I have better things to do, and better pay to receive. I know Linux very well, I also know AIX and Solaris very well, and even HP-UX. I'm not going to use any of those as my desktop. My laptop is a way to get something done and just a tool. Once you have a real job and a career where you have to work for a real company, you'll want to focus on making money and not what runs on your company-given laptop.