Bad news is it's the size of a softball...

Working in your mom's basement doesn't count...

Cracked had a summary of 5 movies where the fan theories were better than the final cut.

I did too, until I realized that he meant it as a derogatory term for people from the Middle East...

Not going to happen. You've forgotten about the Motorola ROKR. That was the last time Apple let someone else be in charge of the hardware, and it wasn't pretty.

The problem here is that both of you are citing websites that have an agenda. According to the CDC, Annual Deaths Attributable to Cigarette Smoking—United States, 2000–2004 are 443,000.

People seem to forget that Eric Schmidt (Google CEO) joined Apple's Board of Directors on August 29, 2006. He served for three years and, by all accounts, overstayed his welcome.

McLeroy was narrowly defeated for renomination to the SBOE in the March 2 Republican primary. He lost to Robert Thomas Ratliff (born ca. 1967) of Kyle in Hays County, a son of former State Senator and Lieutenant Governor Bill Ratliff of Mount Pleasant. McLeroy received 57,528 votes (49.6 percent) to Ratliff's 58,388 (50.4 percent). From http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_McLeroy

Ever heard of the Trump Shuttle? Almost put him out of business...

Even the name is a literal translation of Slashdot:

Barra - slash
Punto - period or dot