as my birthday draws near i think of how happy i will be to be a supple 16 year old. After my first post i feel i have become a man. Although my humourous remark towards the shiny shoes may not have been found humourous to all slashdotters. Oh how sweet it will be to be sixteen. as u can see i am eagerly anticipating such facist sixteen year old ideals such as the ability to legally reproduce with whom i choose. Although i now have to worry about paying tax on my dollar which is hard ear