Wait! Use this! (Score -1, Troll)

Don't read this... it is a curse...

In 2003, a little boy named Cody was walking down the sidewalk, going to a nearby store. Suddenly, he was transported into a large dark alley. After recovering from the initial shock of him being transported from his previous location, he noticed that something was horribly wrong; his clothes weren't transported with him! After stumbling around in the dark alley for a few seconds, Cody heard evil laughter and whispers coming from all around him. He began running around and looking for an exit whilst thinking about the two entities that he instinctually knew were chasing him. Then, to his horror, he tripped and fell face-first onto the ground and could no longer move a single cheek!

He then felt two entities jump onto both of his bootyasscheeks. Then, his vision was transported elsewhere and he found himself staring at his own body as if he was looking at himself through a security camera. The two entities were toys! He saw the toys get ready to jump up his butt after saying, "Reaaaaady?" However, just before they could jump into his bootyass, a strange figure appeared in the darkness and said, "Wait! Use this!"

The toys replied, "Whaaaaaat dooooooes iiiiiiit dooooooo?" The strange man said, "Iiiiiiiiiit puuuuuuuts iiiiiit uuuuuup hiiiiiis buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutt!" Then, a strange machine appeared out of nowhere, moved its mechanical arm, and dropped a counterfeit US quarter into Cody's bootyass! It inflicted tremendous amounts of tickle upon his bootyass, and it sounded like a quarter going down a slot machine!

Now that you have read this (even a single word of it), the strange man will use his machine to insert counterfeit US quarters into your bootyass (thereby inflicting ridiculous amounts of tickle upon it)! To prevent this from happening, copy and paste this entire comment and then repost it as a comment three times.