The market punished the company, but the PE firms simply move on to the next money-maker.

Your subscription to the freeway emergency stopping lane has expired. Please wait for the corporate mandated beating.

I'm sure this hypothetical won't ever be a problem, though! After all, Windows 11 is the last version of Windows, ever! Or wait, wasn't that Windows 10?

I've found the problem of using phone LED flashes as flashlights isn't really the possibility of them burning out, but the fact that they are designed to flood. A good flashlight should have a combination of flood AND throw to really be useful. Even small, keychain-sized flashlights can do this, so I rarely use my phone as a flashlight, these days.

What ancient version of Jellyfin did you run into that it was CLI on your TV? I don't think there even exists a CLI client for Jellyfin on TV (unless you jump through a lot of hoops to make it happen, of course, but then it's your own fault).

These are SIM bank and servers that are used mainly by marketing firms and the like to send SMS spam. What I guess (HUGE emphasis on guess) happened here is that one of the clients of this particular "company" used their services to send threatening messages to members of congress, hence the involvement of the SS. They would still need to find out which client sent the messages, of course.

Meanwhile, I had an iPhone and an iPad fail on me. The iPhone in particular failed after a year of ownership, the very same month it came out of warranty. Almost the same history with my wife's iPhone. Switched to Android and the only reason I change them is when I feel I need more performance/storage/better camera, which usually happens every 3 to 4 years.

No, what they said is that Apple suffers from rampant privacy invasions and malware vulnerabilities. Android wasn't mentioned, so I can only guess at why you brought it up.

I'm on Windows 10 Pro in an enterprise and I still get xbox ads every other day. I can't imagine it's any better on 11.

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Is that why tariffs were also placed on the closest US economic ally, Canada?

This, though they don't need to be expensive to be fashionable. Mine is a Casio A168WA-1 on a black and silver NATO strap.

Also, as an scene from Futurama taught (hopefully) many people before us, spaceship (and by extension for our case, aircraft) only need to withstand between 0 and 1 atmospheres of pressure. Submersibles, on the other hand...

Comic sans was the most extreme and widely known example I could think of at the time. As was the choice of Calibri as the "readable" font in that comparison. Could have easily chosen any other 2 fonts to compare but then it wouldn't have been as clear.

Font matters, believe it or not. It can change the difficulty of reading a document even without changing the content. For example, try reading a document in Calibri, then change the font to Comic Sans, see if you can still stand to read for more than a few minutes. Sure, you can still make out the words, but it takes more effort. And when taking into account HOW the document is intended to be read (printed vs screen, computer vs cellphone, etc) font choice is even more important. Of course, that's a job for font nerds, but the choice isn't as unimportant as people make it out to be.