Journal Zarf's Journal: You suck, Merry friggin' Christmas! 3
I can't believe you said that! Do you really believe that or are you just an idiot! Wow! You must be really dumb... because you don't agree with me. I'm right you know. I mean I can't imagine how naive and stupid someone would have to be to believe that. It defies logic.
Scientifically speaking, people who don't agree with me have been shown to be lacking intelligence. While I've tried to teach people to be as smart as I am I typically fail. This has lead me to believe that you can't teach people things and that most people are completely hopeless. If you haven't achieved my level of intelligence by ten years less than your current age the chances that you will ever be smart enough to realize how stupid you are are less than one in a hundred thousand.
Well, you're too old now to really make any difference anyhow. I know its rude to say this, but I feel our relationship demands I be honest, I consider you one of the "little people."
Some of us are born smart and enterprizing and others aren't. The fact that you disagree with me shows that you are not "one of us" the "real people." There are only a few of us capable of making an impact on the world. You aren't in our class. Sorry. You should just go home and give up.
You should seek out a quiet happy life. That's the best thing for you.
*LOL* yes the "little people" often say things like that. It's because they can't possibly hope to achieve what people like I can. I have a destiny, you do not, I have a purpose, you do not, I have a plan, and you... you just grope through life blind.
Look, don't even bother arguing because I'm just going to sit here with a superior look on my face. Oh, just shut up... yes, yes, I already know about the argument you're going to use... Look, you're just wrong and it's complicated. You wouldn't understand because you lack the mental ability to do so. Gosh, you tire me out with your stupidity
Well, it's been fun. I hope you enjoy your comic little life. I thought you were intelligent but you are most definately a dimwit. You should get a job driving a truck or something... your kind make me sick.
The inner thoughts of "Alphred B. Noghbility" while suffering fools who couldn't see his genius.
Scientifically speaking, people who don't agree with me have been shown to be lacking intelligence. While I've tried to teach people to be as smart as I am I typically fail. This has lead me to believe that you can't teach people things and that most people are completely hopeless. If you haven't achieved my level of intelligence by ten years less than your current age the chances that you will ever be smart enough to realize how stupid you are are less than one in a hundred thousand.
Well, you're too old now to really make any difference anyhow. I know its rude to say this, but I feel our relationship demands I be honest, I consider you one of the "little people."
Some of us are born smart and enterprizing and others aren't. The fact that you disagree with me shows that you are not "one of us" the "real people." There are only a few of us capable of making an impact on the world. You aren't in our class. Sorry. You should just go home and give up.
You should seek out a quiet happy life. That's the best thing for you.
*LOL* yes the "little people" often say things like that. It's because they can't possibly hope to achieve what people like I can. I have a destiny, you do not, I have a purpose, you do not, I have a plan, and you... you just grope through life blind.
Look, don't even bother arguing because I'm just going to sit here with a superior look on my face. Oh, just shut up... yes, yes, I already know about the argument you're going to use... Look, you're just wrong and it's complicated. You wouldn't understand because you lack the mental ability to do so. Gosh, you tire me out with your stupidity
Well, it's been fun. I hope you enjoy your comic little life. I thought you were intelligent but you are most definately a dimwit. You should get a job driving a truck or something... your kind make me sick.
The inner thoughts of "Alphred B. Noghbility" while suffering fools who couldn't see his genius.
Yeah I got one of these too... (Score:2)
I love you too (Score:1)
Hehehe... (Score:2)
Heh. :-)
It's a good thing we never see anything like that here on /., though, right?
right?
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