Zarf's Journal: Movie Idea: Indiana Jones in Outer Space!

... it's gonna rock! Or at least orbit an asteroid.

I'd like to see...

[Bill Dog]

...Indiana Jones vs. Rambo. They could whack each other with their canes and throw their false teeth at each other. Seriously, no more old men in action roles, please.

Re:

[insanecarbonbasedlif]

John McClane would destroy them both, but only after he was beaten almost to death by them.

Re:

[Zarf]

That's why you should never leave a match early. You never know when the old-dog is gonna pull out the Chuck Norris on 'em. Even when he loses he wins. Oh yeah!