Which just seems to highlight the fact that the costs of today are disproportionate and in many cases completely unreasonable.

Is there a Mr I C Wiener here?

...of electric sheep with Kirobo Mini pets?

This post gave me cancer.

You have a Star Wars game installed through the Battle.net launcher?

We have one son. When he entered Kindergarten a few years ago, he was quickly identified as being 'advanced' and would spend a good part of his day in the 1st grade classrooms, because he could read and write and knew how to count. During the meet-the-teacher event prior to the term, staff had expressed concern because we'd never put him in pre-K or daycare. As a parent of course I believe my child is special. As a rational adult I realize it's probably just because both of his parents love to read, so he naturally wanted to do what Mommy and Daddy were doing. We did not discourage this.

Only if the color used is blue.

I heard you like workarounds so we made a workaround for your workaround...

Did you really just suggest that they buy every possible domain containing their name? Not just .org and .net but also bleepingcomputerfreest00fscammerz and etc.

Sure, just provide your bank account and routing numbers, mother's maiden name, last four of your social, your 1st grade best friend's name....

Whoever dies with the most toys, still dies. I don't think you understand the objective of the game.

So the solution is more tracking!

Wow, we almost made it 12 hours after submission before somebody Godwinned the thread. That's got to be a record.

In Second Step happens first, Democratic People's Republic of North Korea! ...I don't get it

More taxes, naturally.