If you're not already in a relationship, don't start one on V-day. Just don't.
I would have to disagree here. My fiancee and I had our first date on valentines (wasn't planned that way)and we've been together for 4 years now.
"If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet." -- Comedian Jay Leno